What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?
Last Updated: 18.06.2025 00:53
Is your number (xxx) xxx-xxxx??
Long pause, OK. (Inaudible talking). Could you hang on for just a sec?
Yes sir it is.
Can you describe what it's like to live in a town known for Harley Davidson motorcycles?
I was trying to reach out to you because we have a Mr X here, who claims you are his legal guardian. He needs you to come down and sign some forms.
Hi this is Sargent Moss from the County detention center. Is this Sean?
HELLO
ATTENTION SPIKES UP. What could he want with me? Did I do something wrong? Lord did I forget to pay something? Questions start flying through my head. What would the detention center sheriff want with me?
Sure no problem officer.
I'm sorry to bother you, my staff just told me our guy corrected his information and had a number off for his home phone. Have a good day. Hangs up.
How do you have intercourse with a girl who can remember you for a long time?
{RING} {RING}
No sir I sure don't, I live in the next city over.
Looks at phone, sees a number local to me, so I answered.
After a few moments he returns.
Do what? Officer, I'm sorry I have no kids of my own, and I don't know anybody by that name.
Whew, not in trouble!! But someone named Sean with a similar number is apparently about to have a rather bad day.
Why do Democrats look like snowflakes and Republicans look like Vikings?
I hear a pause on the line, it goes quiet for a few seconds.
Do you reside at 1234 X X Lane?